Total Medals Earned: 636 (From 159 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,130 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/125 points)
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/90 points)
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/445 points)
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
